The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Holographic Excitation (2012)
Kaley Cuoco: Penny
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Quotes
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : Let me guess. Slutty cop?
Penny : No, sexy cop. Slutty cop only came with the skirt and two badges.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : And Albert Einstein?
Leonard Hofstadter : Ja, und later, she's going to arrest me for going faster than the schpeed of light.
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Leonard Hofstadter : You know, there's a foundational idea in string theory that the whole universe may be a hologram.
Penny : What do you mean?
Leonard Hofstadter : Well, the holographic principle suggests that what we all experience every day in three dimensions may really just be information on a surface located at the farthest reaches of our cosmos. So it's possible that our lives are really just acting out a painting on the largest canvas in the universe.
Penny : Huh.
Leonard Hofstadter : What?
Penny : Sometimes I forget how smart you are.
[kisses Leonard]
Leonard Hofstadter : You should visit more often.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Ladies night at the Cheesecake Factory. Does it get any better than this?
Penny : I hope so.
Amy Farrah Fowler : [to Bernadette] Question. Do you think your husband's fondness for turtlenecks is an expression of longing for his missing foreskin?
Penny : It's not getting any better.
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Penny : [for Halloween, Leonard is dressed as Albert Einstein and Penny as a 'sexy cop'] I told you in the car, no accent.
Leonard Hofstadter : Sorry, officer.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : I just think in relationships, you get back what you put into them.
Amy Farrah Fowler : That's not always true. Last night, I gave Sheldon my best come-hither look and he responded by explaining how wheat came to be cultivated.
Penny : Uh, I guess I could try probably try a little harder.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : You could start by taking an interest in his work.
Penny : Yeah, that's kind of a problem.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Why?
Penny : Not really clear on what he does.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : He's an experimental physicist.
Penny : Yeah, I'm not really clear on what that means.
Amy Farrah Fowler : He takes hypotheses and designs protocols to determine their accuracy.
Penny : Yeah, you're really just making it worse.
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Penny : Better not be building a robot girlfriend.
Leonard Hofstadter : No, although Howard was making some real strides in that area until he met Bernadette.
Penny : You're kidding.
Leonard Hofstadter : Nope. Now the Lisatronic 3000 just sits in a box waiting for the phone to ring.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : You have to go to that party 'cause we're going.
Penny : Yeah, I'm gonna go. It's just not my idea of a good time.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Leonard does things he doesn't like to make you happy.
Penny : Well, yeah, he's my boyfriend. Isn't that, like, his job?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Then what's your job?
Penny : Letting him make me happy.
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Penny : [getting a text] Ugh. It's Leonard. He wants to go costume shopping later.
Amy Farrah Fowler : I thought you liked Halloween.
Penny : No, I do, it's just he wants to go to that party at the comic book store. A lot of the guys that hang out there are kind of creepy.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Like my husband?
Amy Farrah Fowler : And my boyfriend?
Penny : [trying to change the subject] I'm... I'm sorry, Amy, you were saying something about Howard's foreskin?
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Penny : [after Leonard and Penny emerge from the TARDIS] Nothing to see here. Sexy police business.
Leonard Hofstadter : Just explaining the theory of relativity.
[whispers to Howard]
Leonard Hofstadter : twice