The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Holographic Excitation (2012)

Kevin Sussman: Stuart Bloom

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Quotes 

• Raj Koothrappali : Hey, Stuart, I see you're getting ready for your Halloween party.

  Stuart : Yeah, it's my annual attempt to meet women. Ninth time's the charm.

  Raj Koothrappali : Would you like me to help? I do have a certain je ne sais quoi when it comes to soirees.

  Stuart : Thanks, but I can't afford je ne sais quoi. How much for just quoi?

• Raj Koothrappali : [offering to help Stuart with his Halloween party]  You know, you don't worry about money. I'll take care of everything.

  Stuart : Really?

  Raj Koothrappali : Yeah, you'll love it. Ain't no party like a Koothra-party.

  Howard Wolowitz : But you know what wasn't a party? That hotel in Kazakhstan they put you up in before the launch. I mean, it's your last night on Earth. You'd think you'd get one porn channel.

• Howard Wolowitz : Oh, hey, Stuart, I got you a little souvenir from my trip to space.

  Stuart : Well, Howard, that's very nice of you.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, maybe. Open it first.

  Howard Wolowitz : It's my official NASA portrait.

  Stuart : "To Stuart. Your comic book store is out of this world. Just like the guy in this picture was."

  Sheldon Cooper : For the record, he also thinks the Walgreens and the dry cleaners are out of this world.

  Howard Wolowitz : That's not true. At the Walgreens, I was "over the moon" for their store-brand antacids.