The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Holographic Excitation (2012)

Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali

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• Raj Koothrappali : Hey, Stuart, I see you're getting ready for your Halloween party.

  Stuart : Yeah, it's my annual attempt to meet women. Ninth time's the charm.

  Raj Koothrappali : Would you like me to help? I do have a certain je ne sais quoi when it comes to soirees.

  Stuart : Thanks, but I can't afford je ne sais quoi. How much for just quoi?

• Raj Koothrappali : For the photo booth, we could go with a creepy theme, or we could also get the TARDIS from Dr. Who.

  Sheldon Cooper : The TARDIS is a time machine from a sci-fi show, it has nothing to do with Halloween. That being said, if you don't get a TARDIS, then you stink and your party stinks.

• Howard Wolowitz : Bernadette said you guys are all sick of me talking about my trip to space. Is that true?

  Sheldon Cooper : Yes.

  Raj Koothrappali : No.

  Sheldon Cooper : We seem to have different approaches here. I was going for helpful honesty. I have no idea what you're doing.

  Raj Koothrappali : It's called being nice.

  Sheldon Cooper : Okay. If you think being nice will get him to shut up, I'll try it.

• Raj Koothrappali : Before I forget, I'd like your opinion on the menus I've prepared for the Halloween party. The theme is "Food that goes bump in the night."

  Howard Wolowitz : Creature from the Black Forest Ham Lagoon.

  Raj Koothrappali : On Sesame seed Bunzillas.

  Sheldon Cooper : Night of the Living Garlic Bread?

  Raj Koothrappali : It's funny because "bread" sounds like "dead".

  Sheldon Cooper : I'm sorry, but these are just ordinary foods with the names bent into tortured puns. Uh, the dishes themselves are in no way Halloweeny.

  Raj Koothrappali : [writing it down]  Ooh, Hallow-weenies! That's a good one. They'll pair nicely with my "Draculoni and Cheese." How do I do it?

• Raj Koothrappali : [offering to help Stuart with his Halloween party]  You know, you don't worry about money. I'll take care of everything.

  Stuart : Really?

  Raj Koothrappali : Yeah, you'll love it. Ain't no party like a Koothra-party.

  Howard Wolowitz : But you know what wasn't a party? That hotel in Kazakhstan they put you up in before the launch. I mean, it's your last night on Earth. You'd think you'd get one porn channel.