The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Extract Obliteration (2012)

Kaley Cuoco: Penny

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Quotes 

• Amy Farrah Fowler : [to Penny]  You guys have got to be the weirdest couple I know.

  Penny : Really? You can't think of anyone weirder?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : [referring to Bernadette]  I can,

  [whispers] 

  Amy Farrah Fowler : but she's sitting right there.

• Penny : Now, behave yourself and eat your dinner, and maybe later, if you're lucky, you get to sleep with a college girl.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Really? Cause I went through four years of college and five years of grad school, that never happened once.

• Penny : You just assumed my paper would be bad, so you wrote one for me?

  Leonard Hofstadter : No. I assumed it was good, then I read it.

  Penny : What!

  Leonard Hofstadter : No... I mean, it was good; there was just a few things that needed a little polishing.

  Penny : wha- you changed every word!

  Leonard Hofstadter : That's not true, uh, uh. Slavery. Sixteen-nineteen. Your name on the top, that's all you.

• Penny : [Leonard brings her breakfast in bed]  Leonard, it's 8 a.m. That's like the middle of the night!

• Leonard Hofstadter : I don't know what to say.

  Penny : How about, "Gee Penny, you're smarter than I thought. You may be the one in school, but I'm the one who learned a lesson. I'm so stupid, Penny. Duh."

  Sheldon Cooper : She sounds exactly like you.

• Penny : It's just one history class. Look, I didn't finish college, so I thought I would give it a try.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Not to mention, your acting career is going south like Sherman.

  [Penny doesn't understand] 

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Read about it in your book.