The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Extract Obliteration (2012)

Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper

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• [last lines] 

  Sheldon Cooper : Professor Hawking, how nice of you to call.

  Stephen Hawking : Hello. I really enjoyed our game, Dr. Cooper.

  Sheldon Cooper : Oh, me too.

  Stephen Hawking : Or should I say Dr. Loser. Ha ha ha.

  Sheldon Cooper : [disconcerted]  Y-yes, congratulations. You won fair and square. Uh, very impressive, sir.

  Stephen Hawking : Do you like brain teasers?

  Sheldon Cooper : Oh, I love brain teasers!

  Stephen Hawking : What does Sheldon Cooper and a black hole have in common? They both suck.

  [Leonard bursts out laughing] 

  Stephen Hawking : Neener-neener.

• Sheldon Cooper : Earlier today, I invited Professor Stephen Hawking to join me in the popular online game Words With Friends. Moments ago, he accepted my request! Do you understand what that means?

  Howard Wolowitz : That somewhere right now, Stephen Hawking is saying, "Damn it. I meant to click no."

• Sheldon Cooper : The game is not called Words with Strangers. No. It is not even called Words with Acquaintances. It's called Words with...

  Raj Koothrappali : I'm not finishing your sentence! You pulled the plug on my funk!

• Sheldon Cooper : Stephen Hawking's a genius and he talks like a robot. Everything I've ever wanted in a friend.

• Sheldon Cooper : Paradigm-shifting news, gentlemen!

  [Turns off dancing game] 

  Raj Koothrappali : Dude! I was about to Bollywood this bitch!

• Sheldon Cooper : One of the greatest intellects of our time has agreed to engage with me in a gentlemanly battle of wits. And, I'm spanking him so hard his grad students won't be able to sit down.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : You know, when one male dominates another, his testosterone level rises.

  Sheldon Cooper : What's your point?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : It's exciting to think you might be getting a testosterone level.

• [Leonard wants to talk about a problem he's having with Penny, but Sheldon is distracted with his own problem] 

  Leonard Hofstadter : Is it possible we're having two different conversations?

  Sheldon Cooper : How would I know? I'm not listening to you.

• Sheldon Cooper : It's only a matter of time before we're coming up with fun nicknames for each other. I'll be Coop. Yeah. He'll be Wheels. If he's okay with that.

• Stephen Hawking : Do you like Brain Teasers?

  Sheldon : Oh, I love Brain Teasers.

  Stephen Hawking : What do Sheldon Cooper and a black hole have in common? They both suck. Neener, neener.

• Leonard Hofstadter : I don't know what to say.

  Penny : How about, "Gee Penny, you're smarter than I thought. You may be the one in school, but I'm the one who learned a lesson. I'm so stupid, Penny. Duh."

  Sheldon Cooper : She sounds exactly like you.

• Sheldon Cooper : My mother always said: "To thine own self be true."

• Sheldon Cooper : He played! He played! Coop and Rolling Thunder are together again. He was okay with that nickname.

• Leonard Hofstadter : I did a bad thing.

  Sheldon Cooper : Does it affect me?

  Leonard Hofstadter : No.

  Sheldon Cooper : Then suffer in silence.