(2022 Video)

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lor_13 May 2023
Three desultory scenes make up this girl/girl VOD from Girlsway and Adult Time.

"Dressed to the Nones" challenges redhead Maya Kendrick to perform an embarrassing, idiotic scene wherein she answers her doorbell wearing only her undies and is cornily locked out of her apartment when the door closes behind her as she fetches a large package delivered. Her neighbors are away so she carries the package outside and heads for a nearby cafe for help. Her friend that works there is off, but barista Casey Calvert plays Good Samaritan and gives her a apron to wear and listens to Maya's sob story.

They quickly bond and make love on a couch in the cafe, luckily with no customers showing up who might interrupt them. They end up a happy couple, and -no surprise- the mystery box on her doorstep is completely forgotten in the scenario, co-directed by Casey.

The title scene is also dumb: Alexis Tae plays a consultant who interviews potential client Bella Rolland who's CEO of a new business, which seems to be high-heeled shoes, though the clunky script by hack Midnight is vague about everything. It turns out Alexis is only interested in seducing her clients so soon both women have doffed their high heels to hump in Bella's office.

Finale is a ridiculous satire, very poorly written (no screenplay credit) but shot by the team of Rhiannon and Dan, a/k/a Anatomik Media. The title "Back to the Gay and Narrow" hints at how low-brow this exercise is, as a parody of Alcoholics Anonymous, featuring Jillian Janson as an earnest sponsor to Karlee Grey trying to help the bushy-haired (down there, that is) avoid backsliding to dreaded heterosexual behavior, and getting back with the Sapphic lifestyle. The dialog is awful, just an excuse to see the two of them celebrating Karlee's successful self-control by humping each other.
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