American Horror Story (TV Series)
Protect the Coven (2014)
Emma Roberts: Madison Montgomery
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Quotes
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Madame Delphine LaLaurie : You left your dirt in the commode. Why don't you flush it?
Madison Montgomery : [laughs] You flush my shit, bitch.
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Myrtle Snow : Oh, Madison, You are the worst kind of Hollywood cliché: a bobble head with crotchless panties!
Madison Montgomery : And you're a dried-up old Hot Pocket, but I don't judge.
Myrtle Snow : You can't speak to me that way - I am your elder.
Madison Montgomery : Welcome to the Revolution, Carrot Top. As the next Supreme, I'm gonna drive this coven out of the Dark Ages. Crotchless panties for everyone.
[to Kyle]
Madison Montgomery : And as for you, Ken doll... well, putting you together was fun... but taking you apart's gonna be even more fun.
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Madison Montgomery : Oh, what have we here, a romantic bubble bath?
Zoe Benson : I was trying to figure out what happened to Nan.
Madison Montgomery : Ugh.
Zoe Benson : Don't you care at all?
Madison Montgomery : Have you met me?
Zoe Benson : Misty was right. We should have let you rot.
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Madison Montgomery : Misty's probably twirled her way to the Everglades by now. Don't bother.
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Madison Montgomery : What's the deal, Zoe? We were supposed to share him, then you had to go fall in love with him.
Zoe Benson : No, I didn't.
Madison Montgomery : So it wouldn't bother you if I got on my knee pads and blew him, right here, right now?
Zoe Benson : If he wants it, be my guest.
Madison Montgomery : Thanks. You're a peach.
Kyle Spencer : No! Not anymore. I love Zoe.
Madison Montgomery : You think you can just throw me away for some junior varsity mall rat?
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Myrtle Snow : Cumin. Coconut. Cardamom. Mulligatawny soup! I've been transported to Rajasthan! Bravo, Delphine! Magnifique!
Madison Montgomery : It goes perfectly with the wine. Mmm.