The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Workplace Proximity (2013)

Kaley Cuoco: Penny

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• [first lines] 

  Penny : Awkward silence, Sheldon on his phone, no touching, somebody's having date night.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : It's actually steamier than it looks; Sheldon's looking up the phallic symbolism of root vegetables in Renaissance paintings.

  Sheldon Cooper : Oh, no, I got bored with that; I'm just browsing cuticle scissors on Amazon.

  Penny : How do you not tear off his clothes and take him right here on this table?

  Sheldon Cooper : If you do that, I'll scream.

• Penny : Awkward silence. Sheldon on his phone. No touching. Somebody's having date night.

• Penny : Sheldon, what happened between you and Amy?

  Sheldon Cooper : Well, can you believe she said I embarrassed her?

  Penny : Yeah.

  Sheldon Cooper : But you didn't even hear the details.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Sheldon, I've known you a long time, and I'm going to tell you this with all the love I can possibly muster: Amy's right, you're wrong.

  Sheldon Cooper : But you don't even know...

  Leonard Hofstadter : Doesn't matter.

  Sheldon Cooper : Well, yeah, but in my defense...

  Leonard Hofstadter : Doesn't matter.

  Sheldon Cooper : You're not listening to my side of it.

  Penny : OK, fine, Sheldon, what is your side?

  Sheldon Cooper : [sighs]  Well...

  Penny : No, gotta go with Amy on this one.

• Penny : That's right. My phone is just as smart as you guys!