The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Workplace Proximity (2013)
Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz
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Quotes
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : Well?
Howard Wolowitz : Okay, fine. I did say that, and I think it's true. I think if we work together and live together, we'd get sick of each other.
Sheldon Cooper : Yeah, but to be fair, he only said the part about him getting sick of you.
Howard Wolowitz : [angrily] For the love of God, why?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : [Sheldon awkwardly heads towards Leonard and Raj on the couch] What exactly do you think you'd get sick of?
Raj Koothrappali : [speaking quietly to Leonard] His only options here are to fake a heart attack or have a real one.
Howard Wolowitz : It's nothing in particular. I...
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Is it my voice? Am I too bossy?
Howard Wolowitz : [he rubs his right arm] My arm is feeling numb.
Leonard Hofstadter : [to Raj] Nailed it.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : That's the wrong arm for a heart attack, Doofus.
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Howard Wolowitz : My point is I'm sure there are things about me that would drive you crazy if you had to deal with them all day long.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Like looking me in the eye and lying to me?
Howard Wolowitz : Well, uh, come on, I mean where am I supposed to look when I lie to you?
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Howard Wolowitz : Listen to me. Sheldon misunderstood. What I meant was if we worked together, there'd be too much of me for you, not the other way around.
Sheldon Cooper : Howard, if you're going to lie to your wife, you don't start the sentence with "Sheldon misunderstood". That's a dead giveaway.
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Howard Wolowitz : I'm just saying I'd never want to work with Bernadette. I mean, can you imagine seeing someone all day long, then you're supposed to hang out with them after work, too?
Raj Koothrappali : Whoa, hold on. We do that all the time. You and I work together and play together.
Howard Wolowitz : Yeah, I know, and it drove me into the arms of another woman.
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[last lines]
Leonard Hofstadter : Laser's warmed up.
Howard Wolowitz : Pull!
[Raj throws up a balloon, which Howard bursts using the laser]
Leonard Hofstadter , Howard Wolowitz , Raj Koothrappali , Sheldon Cooper : Yay!
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : I may have over-reacted
Howard Wolowitz : Well, yeah, well. I didn't handle it so great either.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Just sometimes I feel like you enjoy spending time with your friends more than with me.
Howard Wolowitz : That's not true.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : It's not? You spend all day together at work and then you all hang out at night playing games, going to the comic book store. Last week you two got a couple's massage. You said you wouldn't want to spend that much time with me, it really hurt my feelings.
Howard Wolowitz : Oh wow, yeah, I get that. I'm so sorry. Starting tomorrow I am turning over a new leaf. Being with you is my number one priority.