The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Workplace Proximity (2013)
Melissa Rauch: Bernadette Rostenkowski
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Quotes
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : Well?
Howard Wolowitz : Okay, fine. I did say that, and I think it's true. I think if we work together and live together, we'd get sick of each other.
Sheldon Cooper : Yeah, but to be fair, he only said the part about him getting sick of you.
Howard Wolowitz : [angrily] For the love of God, why?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : [Sheldon awkwardly heads towards Leonard and Raj on the couch] What exactly do you think you'd get sick of?
Raj Koothrappali : [speaking quietly to Leonard] His only options here are to fake a heart attack or have a real one.
Howard Wolowitz : It's nothing in particular. I...
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Is it my voice? Am I too bossy?
Howard Wolowitz : [he rubs his right arm] My arm is feeling numb.
Leonard Hofstadter : [to Raj] Nailed it.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : That's the wrong arm for a heart attack, Doofus.
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Sheldon Cooper : [knock knock knock] Amy-Bernadette-Penny.
[knock knock knock]
Sheldon Cooper : Amy-Bernadette-Penny.
[knock knock knock]
Sheldon Cooper : Amy-Bernadette-Penny.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : He's never going to stop doing that, is he?
Amy Farrah Fowler : I don't mind. I'm hoping to put his love of repetition to good use some day.
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Howard Wolowitz : My point is I'm sure there are things about me that would drive you crazy if you had to deal with them all day long.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Like looking me in the eye and lying to me?
Howard Wolowitz : Well, uh, come on, I mean where am I supposed to look when I lie to you?
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Sheldon Cooper : That was before Howard explained to me how awful it would be if he had to work with his significant other.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : He said what?
Sheldon Cooper : Oh don't be insulted. He just thinks too much of you would be mind-numbingly tedious.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : I may have over-reacted
Howard Wolowitz : Well, yeah, well. I didn't handle it so great either.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Just sometimes I feel like you enjoy spending time with your friends more than with me.
Howard Wolowitz : That's not true.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : It's not? You spend all day together at work and then you all hang out at night playing games, going to the comic book store. Last week you two got a couple's massage. You said you wouldn't want to spend that much time with me, it really hurt my feelings.
Howard Wolowitz : Oh wow, yeah, I get that. I'm so sorry. Starting tomorrow I am turning over a new leaf. Being with you is my number one priority.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : I'm not apologizing to Howard. He can come begging on his knees.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon too. If I see him at work I'm just going to ignore him.