Lucifer (TV Series)

The Would-Be Prince of Darkness (2016)

Tom Ellis: Lucifer Morningstar

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• Chloe Decker : Finally some rain. Maybe someone up there is looking out for us.

  Lucifer Morningstar : I can assure you He's in no way meteorologically-inclined. Apart from the whole Noah thing and that was a one-off.

• [to Ty] 

  Lucifer Morningstar : I've met your type before, so desperate to control their lives, they forget to enjoy it.

• Lucifer Morningstar : What do you want?

  Ty Huntley : [looking at Ali]  Her.

  Lucifer Morningstar : Well, then "carpe diem," my friend.

• Lucifer Morningstar : [a whimpering man is held prisoner, his head covered, as Lucifer and Maze come down the stairs]  Finally ! The would-be Prince of Darkness.

  Ronnie : Payment due upon delivery.

  Lucifer Morningstar : I'd like to examine the goods first.

  Ronnie : Your dime.

  Lucifer Morningstar : [turning around the man]  Right. Let's see the face of my impostor.

  [Maze uncovers the man's head] 

  Mazikeen : [laughs]  The resemblance is uncanny.

  Lucifer Morningstar : It most certainly is not.

  [Maze giggles] 

  Lucifer Morningstar : How could anyone think that you were me ?

  The Would-Be Prince of Darkness : [with a fake british accent, trying to sound assured]  You know who you're messing with ? I'm Lucifer freaking Morningstar !

  Lucifer Morningstar : [faking surprise]  Oh ! Are you now ?

• [first lines] 

  Lucifer Morningstar : [behind woman on building ledge]  Go on. Go ahead, jump. You know you want to. Hmm? Trust me, it's a warm welcome.

  Young Woman : Won't it hurt?

  Lucifer Morningstar : Oh, there's only one way to find out...

• Linda Martin : Of all the cities in the world, Lucifer, why did you decide to come to Los Angeles?

  Lucifer Morningstar : Well, the same reason as everyone else. Uh, the weather, porn stars, Mexican food... mm!

  Linda Martin : You know, you say... you say people are phony here, but I think people come here to reinvent themselves. And I think that's why you're here. To reinvent yourself.

  Lucifer Morningstar : Why would I mess with perfection?

• Lucifer Morningstar : I decided to make myself useful.

  Chloe Decker : You call watching porn on your phone useful?

  Lucifer Morningstar : This isn't my phone, Detective. I think it's our recently departed's.

  Chloe Decker : Where did you get this?

  Lucifer Morningstar : Just heard a ringy-ding and followed the noise.

• Dan : What happened to the plan?

  Lucifer Morningstar : I made a better one.

  Chloe Dancer : How?

  Lucifer Morningstar : Just sit tight and we'll all get what we want.

• Chloe Dancer : 250 guests. You know what that means.

  Lucifer Morningstar : Great party.

  Chloe Dancer : 250 suspects.

• Lucifer Morningstar : Trust me, I've been doing this a long time. I know evil.

• Linda Martin : I think people come here to reinvent themselves, and that's why I think you're here. To reinvent yourself.

  Lucifer Morningstar : Why would I mess with perfection?

• Chloe Dancer : Finally, some rain. Maybe someone up there is looking out for us.

  Lucifer Morningstar : I can assure you, he's in no way meteorologically inclined. Apart from the whole Noah thing, and that was a one-off.

• Lucifer Morningstar : I'd rather return to the fires of hell than spend a night in Tarzana.

• Lucifer Morningstar : Ah, hello again, my little cannonball. Sorry, I didn't introduce myself earlier. Lucifer. Morningstar.

  Young Woman : Seriously?

  Lucifer Morningstar : Yes, yes. I'm the Devil, hope you'll hold it against me.

  Young Woman : Lucifer Morningstar, the guy who owns Lux?

  Lucifer Morningstar : That's me.

  Young Woman : [laughing]  No, it's not. I've seen him before. His beats are sick.

  Lucifer Morningstar : [he's taken aback]  I very much beg your pardon. Beats?

  Young Woman : Yeah. He performed at a rap battle last week in the Valley.

  Lucifer Morningstar : [offended]  Every single part of that sentence horrifies me.

  Young Woman : It is so gross that you're pretending to be someone you're not.

  Lucifer Morningstar : [in disbelief]  Uh!

  Young Woman : [walking away]  Even your accent is fake.

• Lucifer Morningstar : Rebranded? Does it come with a new scent? Free toy inside?

• Lucifer Morningstar : So, Detective, looks like you've solved another case because of me.

  Chloe Decker : I solved this case despite you.

• Lucifer Morningstar : It seems you're a bit of a two-pump chump.