Lucifer (TV Series)

#TeamLucifer (2016)

Tom Ellis: Lucifer Morningstar

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• Lucifer Morningstar : [about a dead chicken on an alter]  If that's supposed to be an offering to me, I decline on grounds of salmonella.

• Lucifer Morningstar : Why do they always associate me with goats? I mean, I don't even like their cheese.

• [to Jacob Williams] 

  Lucifer Morningstar : Do you want to destroy me? Get in line!

• Lucifer Morningstar : I'm the real Lucifer! And I insist that you stop this nonsense immediately! I mean, have you heard yourselves? It's embarrassing. Blue light coming out your ass. Or whatever it was. I mean, you preach rebellion, But you're-you're misguided sheep.

  [Looks at guy in costume] 

  Lucifer Morningstar : And goat.

• Chloe Decker : Are you saying you don't believe in Lucifer?

  Onyx : Look, mate, the devil ain't gonna buy me an Aston Martin.

  Lucifer Morningstar : Well, not with that attitude, he won't.

• Chloe Decker : [about a painting of the Devil]  Looks just like you.

  Lucifer Morningstar : Pfft. I manscape.

• Mazikeen : I don't think Amenadiel is the one weaponizing Chloe.

  Lucifer Morningstar : You don't think? Game's too dangerous to be guessing. I think it's time to send my brother back to high Heaven. Forcibly, if necessary.

• Lucifer Morningstar : Are you sure the detective is your mother? Could she be from somewhere else? Does she have any special powers? What about any markings? Scars, on her back perhaps? There's some chocolate cake in it for you.

  Trixie Espinoza : I want cash.

• Linda Martin : Maybe we should explore the possibility that being vulnerable can be a good thing.

  Lucifer Morningstar : No, it can't. It means you're at someone else's mercy.

  Linda Martin : Then maybe you should just stay away from everybody. Stay away from Chloe.

  Lucifer Morningstar : But... I don't want to.

• Chloe Decker : "Church of the Dark Prince." Location is secret. Looks like you have to be a member. Geez, look at this questionnaire. Oh, and of course, There's a fee.

  Lucifer Morningstar : $200? Sinful.

• Amenadiel : If only you'd done what was asked of you, none of this would've happened, and I'd still be home where I belong!

  Lucifer Morningstar : Heaven? Really? You're sure that's still home, eh? After everything you've done?

• Lucifer Morningstar : Sometimes the people closest to you can turn on you. Wouldn't you agree, Detective?

  Chloe Decker : Maybe,