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Leftovers passing as DVD
lor_30 June 2016
Gamma Entertainment's prolific porn team of Stills (Alan) & Mills (Bree) have an assembly line of lesbian, massage and other X-rated content shot for a slew of websites. DVDs are compiled from this, but this WebYoung release merely confused me: the stuff was shot under the Girlsway label and displayed as such on screen (explicitly during the BTS short subject), but dumped as "WebYoung" material like a rummage sale. It's not very good.

Five vignettes deal with young girls having lesbian incest, and the Daddy angle is almost extraneous. This is mindless stuff, even compared to the team's usual exploiting of the sure-fire "older/younger" match-ups, and probably that's why it was relegated to this jail-bait label.

Some big names are a selling point, notably Abella Danger hooking up with August Ames. In the dumb improvised dialog that precedes their Sapphic action, both exhibit annoying speech impediments: many "like", "you know", "totally" and other words & phrases injected so many times it becomes ridiculous. This segment ends "to be continued" -and the second part finishes the program, with daddy showing up and looking like director Alan (can't confirm, and who really cares?).

Porn's current #1 starlet Piper Perri is paired with Carter Cruise, misspelled as "Cruze" in the sloppy segment credits display. This little-sister abuse pair of vignettes is tamer than it probably looked on paper, maybe because I've seen Piper humping (with or without huge cocks) so many times already that her fresh little underage routine is no longer convincing.

Interracial sex is delivered, in the absence of 2016's ubiquitous Big Black Cocks, by casting cute Ana Foxxx, humping a no-namer who chose a poor name: Teanna Trump. If that jerk is elected, she'll be laughing the last laugh, and I guess it never hurt the career of the great Euro star Kelly Trump. This far from dynamic duo also display speech difficulties, preferring to inject repeated "I mean" into their conversation when not falling back on "you know". Symmetry: perhaps Girlsway will release a video titled "I mean...you know", or capitalize the words and have Dana DeArmond as Mean and Skin Diamond as Know, Tarzan/Jane style.
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