Holy crap, this movie is awful. 20 minutes in, and I can't even finish it. I gotta start fast forwarding. Hardly no plot at all. Just as bad as a Bill Zebub movie. Having full frontal naked women every 5 minutes doesn't make your movie any better, just saying. So, there's a disgruntled Santa Claus worker named Nick, who gets fired from his job. On Christmas Eve, he's home by himself and gets hungry, so he decides to go out and chop people up because he's a cannibal. He goes to a house where some girl randomly gets nude, kills her. Goes to a strip club that looks like it was filmed at someone's house, kills her. Goes to a house where two lesbians are showering, kills them, cuts up their bodies and takes them back to his house and puts them in the fridge, repeat. There's even a scene where he takes a candy cane and shoves it in a girl's pu$$y, then sucks on the candy cane, how classy. This doesn't even have a "so bad it's good" quality. It's just plain terrible. Avoid this crap at all costs. I would not recommend CANNIBAL CLAUS!!!
2 Reviews
A perfect choice for the holidays!
DarylJGittings22 December 2023
Sean Donahue's Cannibal Claus is the perfect film to add to your Christmas viewing list.
Bob Glazier is terrific as "Cannibal Claus"!
A disgruntled store Santa with fairly empty refrigerator, much like mine, goes out to get some fresh meat.
Cannibal Claus is the third "Sleazebox" film that I have viewed. I wasn't too familiar with Sean Donohue's work until recently. I believe has worked with a "scream queen" that I'm a fan of and by following her on social media I became aware of Mr. Donohue's work. I always enjoy finding new indie horror films to watch.
Anyway, Mr. Claus (Bob Glazier) hits the town and goes on a killing spree, bringing back plenty of fresh meat to restock his fridge. Lol!
I found the film to be quite comical. I look forward to viewing more of Sean Donohue's work, as well as more of Bob Glazier's. Tis' the season to watch Cannibal Claus.
Bob Glazier is terrific as "Cannibal Claus"!
A disgruntled store Santa with fairly empty refrigerator, much like mine, goes out to get some fresh meat.
Cannibal Claus is the third "Sleazebox" film that I have viewed. I wasn't too familiar with Sean Donohue's work until recently. I believe has worked with a "scream queen" that I'm a fan of and by following her on social media I became aware of Mr. Donohue's work. I always enjoy finding new indie horror films to watch.
Anyway, Mr. Claus (Bob Glazier) hits the town and goes on a killing spree, bringing back plenty of fresh meat to restock his fridge. Lol!
I found the film to be quite comical. I look forward to viewing more of Sean Donohue's work, as well as more of Bob Glazier's. Tis' the season to watch Cannibal Claus.
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