Lucifer (TV Series)
Sympathy for the Goddess (2017)
Tricia Helfer: Charlotte
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Quotes
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Charlotte : I heard... things.
[Lucifer imitates a cellphone behind Chloe's back]
Charlotte : On a... On - on the phone call.
Chloe Decker : Like ?
Charlotte : [Lucifer imitates a gun with his hand] Fingers. Pointing?
Chloe Decker : You *heard* fingers pointing?
Charlotte : [Lucifer seems angry] Very angrily. Yes. Also, a gunshot.
[Lucifer puts his hand on his chest and falls slowly]
Charlotte : Sounded like he was dying, or... melting?
[Lucifer looks at her, dumbfounded]
Charlotte : It's... hard to tell.
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Charlotte : [as Chloe is searching for something on Charlotte] Oh, you're being incredibly thorough. I like it.
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Chloe Decker : Not all kids appreciate what their parents have given them.
Charlotte : Well, that I agree with.
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Bianca Ruiz : So glad you can make it. How are the children?
Charlotte : They're angels.
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Chloe Decker : I still don't understand why you're helping us. Bianca's your client.
Charlotte : I'm not the same woman I was when she hired me.
Chloe Decker : Hmm. Did you have a change of heart?
Charlotte : No, the same heart. Completely different soul, though.
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Charlotte : I'm the best.
Chloe Decker : At getting criminals off.
Charlotte : Well, that's not true. I haven't slept with any of my clients.
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Ella Lopez : The home screen is... two eyes?
Charlotte : Human female breasts.
Lucifer Morningstar : No. That is a woman's perfectly freckled rump.
Chloe Decker : So our lead on the killer is a pair of butt-boob-eyes.
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Bianca Ruiz : I can't even count the times that Chet has come close to destroying everything I've built.
Charlotte : Children always find new ways to test us.
Lucifer Morningstar : [Listening from the police van] She's talking about Amenadiel.
Charlotte : Put us through Hell.
Lucifer Morningstar : ...That one's me.
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Charlotte : A book? That's what Zeke smuggled for me? Is this a joke?
Lucifer Morningstar : Well, if it were, I would have chosen something funnier, like Douglas Adams or Freud.
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Lucifer Morningstar : I can't read it.
Charlotte : But you speak every language.
Lucifer Morningstar : Speak, not read. I've always found tongues much more useful.
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Chloe Decker : There's Chet. I'll go talk to him.
Charlotte : You know, that's wise. You seem more his type than me, and you're not particularly intimidating, so that should help.
Chloe Decker : Help what?
Charlotte : Well, in seducing him, of course
Chloe Decker : I'm not gonna seduce him, Charlotte.
Charlotte : Not with that posture you're not. Fine. I'll do it.
Chloe Decker : No. No. There's gonna be no seducing!
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Charlotte : Children always find new ways to test us.
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Lucifer Morningstar : I'll show you out, if you insist.
Charlotte : I'm not going anywhere.