The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Holiday Summation (2017)
Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper
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Quotes
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Mary Cooper : Shelly, how do I put this? By your third birthday you had memorized over a thousand different kinds of trains... and I never imagined a woman getting aboard any of them.
Sheldon Cooper : What's a... You thought I was going to be alone for the rest my life?
Mary Cooper : No, just for the middle part. At the end I assumed there'd be nurses.
Sheldon Cooper : This is highly insulting!
Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon, don't over-react.
Sheldon Cooper : I'm the child she was worried about! I have a brother and sister whose combined intellectual wattage couldn't power a potato clock! If I spotted them the potato!
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Sheldon Cooper : I was acting odd intentionally.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Really? So you can control it?
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Penny Hofstadter : How was Texas?
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, you know, the Lone Star State. That should be its Yelp rating.
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Sheldon Cooper : We've known about evolution since 1859; she still believes in Noah and his amazing zoo boat.
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[last lines]
Amy Farrah Fowler : That was fun; thank you.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Yeah, thanks.
Penny Hofstadter : Our pleasure.
Leonard Hofstadter : See you guys at work.
Raj Koothrappali : Be there bright and early.
Howard Wolowitz : Not me; paternity leave.
Sheldon Cooper : Agh. A small human wreaks havoc on his wife's genitals, and he gets time off.
Howard Wolowitz : With pay, sucka!
[they leave and Sheldon and Penny start to clear up. Then Howard returns]
Howard Wolowitz : Forgot the baby. Still new to this.
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Sheldon Cooper : Well, I was her special little boy, and she did take my flower.
Penny Hofstadter : Do boys have flowers?
Leonard Hofstadter : Who knows what he has down there?
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Amy Farrah Fowler : I'm your girlfriend. By saying you're a weirdo, she's saying I'm a weirdo too.
Sheldon Cooper : She is not.
Sheldon Cooper : [In present] And?
Amy Farrah Fowler : That's exactly what she was saying.
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Sheldon Cooper : [Referring to his mother being okay with him and Amy "living in sin" together] Really? Where's the judgment? Where's the fire and brimstone? Where's the part where you say we're going to Hell, and I point to the window and say, "Have you seen the size of the bugs outside? We're already there."?
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Sheldon Cooper : Amy and I are living together in sin like a couple of New Yorkers.