The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Tam Turbulence (2018)
Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali
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Quotes
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Leonard Hofstadter : Why did you and Sheldon stop being friends? What did you do?
Raj Koothrappali : And don't worry, even though we just met you, we think you're right and he's wrong.
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Raj Koothrappali : So you don't know what their fight was about?
George Cooper, Jr. : I wish I could help you, boys. But, you know, Sheldon used to keep an enemies list when he was a kid.
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, he still does.
George Cooper, Jr. : Really? I figured that went the same way as his bathroom schedule.
Howard Wolowitz : If you mean digitized, annotated and put online, it did.
George Cooper, Jr. : Maybe that'll tell you something. Hey, while you're looking at it, if I'm still on there for peeing in his shampoo bottle... eh, you know what? Just leave it.
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Howard Wolowitz : All right, got his enemies list. Ooh, he updated the interface. You can search by first name, last name, or length of grudge.
Raj Koothrappali : Is Tam on it?
Howard Wolowitz : Let's see. Yep. Right here. Tam Nguyen.
Leonard Hofstadter : Great. What did he do?
Howard Wolowitz : Hold on. I have to agree to the terms of service. No, I'm not a robot. Okay. "Which of these are plants?". And we're in.
Raj Koothrappali : Great. What-what does it say?
Howard Wolowitz : Well... "He knows what he did."
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Raj Koothrappali : If Tam knows what he did, we can just ask him. He's gonna be on campus tomorrow showing his son around.
Leonard Hofstadter : Won't that make Sheldon mad?
Raj Koothrappali : Everything makes Sheldon mad.
Howard Wolowitz : Yeah. Look at his list. Jim Henson for, quote, "putting a terrifying, giant yellow bird on television and in my nightmares."
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Tam Nguyen : Sheldon, so good to see you.
Sheldon Cooper : [impersonally] Tam.
Tam Nguyen : It's been a long time.
Sheldon Cooper : Hm, not long enough to erase the sting of betrayal.
Tam Nguyen : How did I betray you?
Sheldon Cooper : You know what you did.
Raj Koothrappali : Uh, let me catch you up. He does not.
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Raj Koothrappali : [On the phone] Just do me a favor and stay away from her.
[Hangs up]
Penny Hofstadter : Ugh, God, now I feel bad.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : I know. Maybe we should take her out again and do some damage control.
Penny Hofstadter : You know, that's a good idea. Think she can get us into SoHo House?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : [acting giddy] I don't know, but we owe it to Raj to try.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : So, are you actually engaged to this woman you just met?
Raj Koothrappali : Yeah.
Penny Hofstadter : Tell us the truth. Did she get you pregnant?
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Leonard Hofstadter : I still can't believe Sheldon had a best friend we've never heard about.
Raj Koothrappali : [singsong] Ooh, somebody's jealous.
Leonard Hofstadter : I'm not jealous.
Howard Wolowitz : Leonard, this is a safe space. It's okay to be vulnerable.
Leonard Hofstadter : All I'm saying is you know the timing of a fellow's bowel movements, you don't think there's a lot left to discover.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : Hey, Raj, I'm here with Penny.
Raj Koothrappali : What the hell did you two say to Anu?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : [innocently] Uh... whatever do you mean?
Raj Koothrappali : Why, why would you tell her I wear ladies' deodorant?
Penny Hofstadter : [laughing] Uh, because you're a boy and it's really funny.
Raj Koothrappali : Oh, oh, okay. Pardon me for having the confidence to smell daisy-fresh.